Saturday, February 24, 2007

Paradox of the Stone

The classic: Can God make a stone he cannot lift? The following is copied from my same writing on this Wikipedia talkpage.

For me, much of the "stone" issue (and some related paradoxes) involves an interesting but unprovable assumption that I feel originates in our language more than anything else. The assumption is this: for every object X (such as a rock), there exists a sort of intangible "Who's Who" list of all the beings and entities able and unable to perform action Y (such as lifting) on X. This is to say, not only is it impossible for Koko the gorilla to lift Mount Augustus (sometimes considered the "world's biggest rock"), but Koko's inability is in itself a feature or aspect of Augustus, like its color, vegetation, and, of course, size.

To me, saying this is an easy trap to fall into, but still basically irrelevant (and if that's so, there is no paradox — God makes a mountain of however many tons he likes, then, being infinitely strong, lifts it — the "impossibility" having never been present "within" the mountain to begin with.) Has this confusion/objection been raised before, perhaps in different phrasing? And if so, how do those who contend that it is still a paradox respond? (Note that I still believe there are plenty of other inescapable omnipotence paradoxes — can God make a square triangle? But this one in particular strikes me for this reason). —Lenoxus 23:38, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

this political cherry goes pop

(Being this blog's first commentary on United States politics)

Quick thoughts on the (at the moment rather recent) 2007 State of the Union:

Overall positives:

While in terms of intention, it was obviously barely more than a caclulated ploy, the use of four Americans (basketball player Dikembe Mutombo, "Baby Einstein" developer Julie Aigner-Clark, "Subway Superman" Wesley Autrey and soldier Tommy Rieman) as examples of the "spirirt and character of America" certainly provided additional deserved recognition, for the most part. I add this qualification because I'm a little iffy about the whole Baby Einstein concept, as it has lead many good-intentioned parents to think that television is appropriate for two-year-olds, despite the reccomendations of the American Academy of Pediatrics.

As for the other three, nothing but kudos galore, assuming none of them turn out someday to be entangled in some sort of Jessia Lynch* thing. But perhaps it's cynical of me to even allow the possibilty...

Anyway, I can't help but remark that Autrey is something of a character in addtion to being an unbelievably courageous person; he has stated something along the lones of saving a man's life being, you know, a great way to start the new year, and when Bush said "he insists he's not a hero", Autrey's reaction was smile-inducing, like that of a comedian laughing helplessly at his own roast.

Negatives: Well, as a registered Democrat, I'm perfectly aware of all the foibles and evils of this administration, and will try to skip over those (like, hey, wouldn't it be great if Bush and Cheney apologized and resigned on the spot? Then burst into hot ash?) in favor of some nitpicky points:

• Apparently we need a brand new civilian reserve corps, rather than an expansion of the one we already have. (The source of both would of course be the same corpse reanimation laboratories we used in Vietnam, hence the origin of the term "corps".) Someone explain this to me. Preferably in a way that doesn't result my anus shifting to "drafted" status.

• When giving background to Mutombo and his story, Bush failed to mention the athlete's hometown of Kinshasa in the Democratic Republic of the Congo, instead saying he was born in the mysterious far-off land of "Africa". Oh, white people; when will we learn (myself included)?. Also, something about the way he said the word bothered me, but I can't put my finger on it, so I'll leave it that that.

• Once again, both my home state of PA and current residence of NC were snubbed for the prestigous title to which the Address's name obviously refers. The system is probably rigged.

• The Dub managed to keep The Smirk under control; however, when the applause got really serious (as after references to our troopes), he continued with that godawful post-applause "for me?" smile. No, sorry, that's only the sound of our near-unanimous support of the armed forces, in utter contrast to your every effort to harm and demoralize them. Good god, what's the point of writing at this point? Something, that's for sure. I'll know after a night's rest.

* Note that I still consider Lynch herself in high regard — the bruhaha with her is usually related to the question of whether the events leading to her capture and injuries were somehow "contrived" by the military, which I find implausible, given that such power could theoretically have been used instead to, you know, accompolish goals and earn good press for that. Granted, Lynch herself admits there was some exaggertation — only increasing my respect — but to a certain degree, that's what's to be expected in any war. Mayhap I'll take that idea back at some point...

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Saturday, January 13, 2007

Top four requirements for a 21st-century ironic "fill-in-the-blanks"-style parody of any genre or area of culture riddled with cliches


1. Be sure to point out the idiosyncratic characters/themes, and get to the bottom of what purpose these things serve. For example, you might ask why emo bands (always fun to hate) never carry out their seeming suicide plans. Trust me, no one has ever asked this before.

2. Devise a formula for the creation of silly-sounding names in the genre, using that "porn star name" thing as a model.

2. The Capitalization Of Every Word In A Description Indicates That The Phenomenon Described Is "Standard", Perhaps To The Point Of Being Somehow "Trademarked" ™

3. The facetious use of the word "obligatory" is obviously obligatory.